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A transparently ridiculous tiny phone for people who think normal smartphones have become far too sensible.
This is a real Android phone that looks like someone shrunk a cyberpunk prop in the wash and then decided to sell it anyway. It is tiny, translucent and deeply unserious in exactly the…
£339.99
£349.99
A modern smartphone with a full keyboard, because apparently BlackBerry nostalgia is now a product category again.
This thing looks like a BlackBerry came back from the future with a gym membership and a superiority complex. Big screen, physical keyboard, weirdly serious energy. It is not for everyone, which is exactly…
£29.99
£69.00
A tiny desktop fridge for skincare, drinks and anyone whose idea of self-control is refrigeration within arm’s reach.
A mini fridge is already slightly ridiculous. A cute little one you can keep in a bedroom, office or gaming setup is even better. Cold drinks and chilled skincare with maximum TikTok-bait energy. This…
£39.99
£89.00
A microwave with a mirror front, for people who think even reheating leftovers should involve a bit of theatre.
This is a microwave that looked at normal microwaves and decided they lacked drama. The mirrored door gives it strange, slightly futuristic energy for something mostly used to reheat pasta and bad decisions. It…
£12.49
£99.99
Budget noise-cancelling headphones with strong “wait, why are these only twelve quid?” energy.
These are exactly the kind of headphones that make people suspicious in a good way. Over-ear, Bluetooth and noise cancelling at a price that feels like somebody forgot a digit. They are not trying…
£19.99
£29.99
A three-tier steamer for people who see “layered food logistics” as a challenge rather than a problem.
There is something inherently funny about a kitchen gadget that looks this organised. Three layers. Timed steaming. Proper system energy. And yet it is also genuinely useful. If you know someone who loves kitchen…
£59.00
£89.00
A proper mini fridge for people who want cold drinks nearby and absolutely refuse to pretend that is not a lifestyle choice.
This is a tiny proper fridge with strong dorm-room, gaming-room and “why walk to the kitchen?” energy. It is not subtle, and that is part of the charm. Anything miniaturised becomes more interesting online,…
£39.99
£69.99
A sleek black microwave for people who think even reheating leftovers should match the vibe of the room.
Most microwaves look like they gave up on life years ago. This one at least makes a decent attempt at looking sharp, which weirdly matters more than it should. It is a boring appliance…
£19.99
£32.99
A tiny rice cooker with aggressive little-appliance energy and the kind of cuteness that makes kitchen logic go out the window.
This is one of those appliances that feels suspiciously more charming than it has any right to. It is small, tidy and somehow lands in that perfect zone between “genuinely practical” and “why do…
£5.99
A tiny smart clock for people who want their bedside table to look more organised than the rest of their life.
Most alarm clocks are ugly little goblins. This one at least tries to look like it belongs in a modern room instead of a sad hotel drawer. It is compact, smart-home adjacent and exactly…
£199.99
£299.99
A massive Bluetooth speaker for people who hear “portable” and immediately choose violence.
This is the kind of speaker that makes normal portable speakers look like they forgot leg day. Big sound, chunky design and strong “bring unnecessary main-character energy to the park” vibes. It is wildly…