Duck Night Light
£8.89
£12.99
A soft glowing duck that somehow makes a room feel calmer and weirder at the same time.
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£159.99
£189.99
A transparently ridiculous tiny phone for people who think normal smartphones have become far too sensible.
This is a real Android phone that looks like someone shrunk a cyberpunk prop in the wash and then decided to sell it anyway. It is tiny, translucent and deeply unserious in exactly the right way.
You do not buy this because it is the most practical phone on earth. You buy it because it makes every normal slab phone look boring as hell.
Because it is one of those rare gadgets that still makes people do a double take instead of just nodding politely and moving on.
Verdict: unreasonably small, unnecessarily cool, very sendable.