KASSELY Portable Mini Projector

There is something deeply satisfying about refusing to buy a television when you could instead project films onto every surface in your flat, including, apparently, the ceiling. The KASSELY Mini Projector is not pretending to be a replacement for your OLED. It is, however, genuinely impressive for something that fits in a bag and costs less than a decent dinner out.

720P HD, WiFi 6, Bluetooth 5.2 — it connects to your phone, laptop, or basically anything wirelessly. Auto keystone correction means you can place it at an angle and it will still figure out where the screen is supposed to be. No mounting brackets, no cables, no furniture rearrangement. Point it at a wall and suddenly you have a cinema.

The 4K support is technically there via input, so you can feed it better quality content if you are feeling particularly discerning about your ceiling-based film experiences.

Why it is cool

Because the question is never “should we watch something?” it is “which wall shall we use tonight?” It is genuinely impressive at parties, genuinely useful for the person who lives in a flat where mounting a TV is not allowed, and genuinely ridiculous for anyone who has ever said “I wish I could watch films on my bedroom ceiling but could not justify the expense.”

Perfect for

• People who refuse to commit to wall-mounted TVs
• Film nights that deserve better than a laptop screen
• Anyone who has looked at a blank wall and thought “that could be a cinema”
• Renting where you cannot put holes in walls

Verdict: genuinely impressive, surprisingly practical, and the kind of gadget that makes you feel like an adult who has their life together.