Duck Night Light
£8.89
£12.99
A soft glowing duck that somehow makes a room feel calmer and weirder at the same time.
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£199.99
£299.99
A massive Bluetooth speaker for people who hear “portable” and immediately choose violence.
This is the kind of speaker that makes normal portable speakers look like they forgot leg day. Big sound, chunky design and strong “bring unnecessary main-character energy to the park” vibes.
It is wildly overcommitted in the best way. The sort of gadget people send around because it feels excessive, impractical and somehow still completely desirable.
Because oversized portable tech always gets attention, especially when it looks like it could soundtrack an entire garden by itself.
Verdict: absurdly extra, very JBL, definitely not discreet.