Xiaomi Reading Light Bar
£12.99
For anyone who wants their desk to look suspiciously smarter than the work happening on it.
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£8.99
£9.99
A glowing capybara for anyone whose home decor decisions are guided by chaos, comfort and excellent taste.
Capybaras already look like they know something the rest of us do not. Turning one into a soft little lamp only improves the situation.
This is the kind of thing you buy for a child, a partner or yourself and then pretend it was a sensible lighting decision. It was not sensible. It was better than sensible.
Because it is cute without being naff, funny without trying too hard and exactly the sort of low-stakes nonsense that makes a room feel more alive.
Verdict: a tiny glowing rodent with elite gift energy.