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The gloriously weird products that make people laugh, squint, then click anyway.
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A transparently ridiculous tiny phone for people who think normal smartphones have become far too sensible.
This is a real Android phone that looks like someone shrunk a cyberpunk prop in the wash and then decided to sell it anyway. It is tiny, translucent and deeply unserious in exactly the…
£339.99
£349.99
A modern smartphone with a full keyboard, because apparently BlackBerry nostalgia is now a product category again.
This thing looks like a BlackBerry came back from the future with a gym membership and a superiority complex. Big screen, physical keyboard, weirdly serious energy. It is not for everyone, which is exactly…
£29.99
£69.00
A tiny desktop fridge for skincare, drinks and anyone whose idea of self-control is refrigeration within arm’s reach.
A mini fridge is already slightly ridiculous. A cute little one you can keep in a bedroom, office or gaming setup is even better. Cold drinks and chilled skincare with maximum TikTok-bait energy. This…
£39.99
£89.00
A microwave with a mirror front, for people who think even reheating leftovers should involve a bit of theatre.
This is a microwave that looked at normal microwaves and decided they lacked drama. The mirrored door gives it strange, slightly futuristic energy for something mostly used to reheat pasta and bad decisions. It…
£19.99
£29.99
A three-tier steamer for people who see “layered food logistics” as a challenge rather than a problem.
There is something inherently funny about a kitchen gadget that looks this organised. Three layers. Timed steaming. Proper system energy. And yet it is also genuinely useful. If you know someone who loves kitchen…
£59.00
£89.00
A proper mini fridge for people who want cold drinks nearby and absolutely refuse to pretend that is not a lifestyle choice.
This is a tiny proper fridge with strong dorm-room, gaming-room and “why walk to the kitchen?” energy. It is not subtle, and that is part of the charm. Anything miniaturised becomes more interesting online,…
£199.99
£299.99
A massive Bluetooth speaker for people who hear “portable” and immediately choose violence.
This is the kind of speaker that makes normal portable speakers look like they forgot leg day. Big sound, chunky design and strong “bring unnecessary main-character energy to the park” vibes. It is wildly…