Xiaomi Reading Light Bar
£12.99
For anyone who wants their desk to look suspiciously smarter than the work happening on it.
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£339.99
£349.99
A modern smartphone with a full keyboard, because apparently BlackBerry nostalgia is now a product category again.
This thing looks like a BlackBerry came back from the future with a gym membership and a superiority complex. Big screen, physical keyboard, weirdly serious energy.
It is not for everyone, which is exactly why it works. If ordinary phones feel samey and soulless, this is the sort of gadget that instantly wakes your inner nerd back up.
Because it takes an almost extinct idea and turns it into something people will absolutely stop and ask about.
Verdict: gloriously niche, slightly deranged, extremely memorable.