Xiaomi Reading Light Bar
£12.99
For anyone who wants their desk to look suspiciously smarter than the work happening on it.
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£4.00
£9.99
A rechargeable brass lamp that looks like the sort of thing you casually pretend was a smart interiors decision.
This is a tiny lamp with wildly disproportionate levels of style. You do not buy it because you urgently need more illumination. You buy it because it makes a surface look cooler immediately.
It is portable, rechargeable and dangerously easy to justify as a practical purchase, which is always how these things get you.
Because it feels a lot fancier than a four-quid lamp has any right to.
Verdict: suspiciously classy for the money.