Xiaomi Reading Light Bar
£12.99
For anyone who wants their desk to look suspiciously smarter than the work happening on it.
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£16.99
A tiny green lamp for people who enjoy buying objects that make a room look suspiciously more expensive than it is.
This little lamp has strong “I found this in a very tasteful boutique” energy without demanding boutique-level commitment from your bank account.
It is glowy, decorative and slightly ridiculous in the best possible way. You do not buy something like this because you desperately need more light. You buy it because it makes a shelf feel smugger and a room feel more alive.
Because it is pure mood. Tiny, stylish and easy to justify as “home decor” when really it is just a fun little indulgence.